02 June 2003




Cockfighters in Louisiana are going to court claiming that the federal law against cockfighting is unconstitutional.

"Wayne Pacelle, senior vice president with the Humane Society of the United States, a staunch opponent of cockfighting, said Congress has the authority to regulate interstate commerce, and that he is confident the suit will fail."

Interstate commerce? What interstate commerce? Is there a booming trade between the two States where this is not outlawed? On a purely constitutional level the plaintiff's attorney starts out making a better case:

"'The suit contends that the federal government should not be imposing its judgment on Louisiana -- that's not federalism, that's moral imperialism,' Kramer said."

Of course, then he goes on to make this impressive legal argument:

"They're dissing them, and dissing is not American."

I wonder if I can use that line the next time I write a brief to the Court of Appeals?

.

No comments: