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9/28/2007
US Supreme Court: Even More Moore
OK, while the rest of you have been obsessing on the federal supreme court accepting the lethal injection case, I noticed that a case which has been followed with some interest here has gained cert: Virginia v. Moore.

You'll recall that this is the case wherein the officers made an arrest which was not allowed under Virginia law and in the search subsequent found drugs. The trial court relied on Atwater and found that the arrest was illegal but not unconstitutional and therefore the search was constitutional. A three judge panel in the Virginia Court of Appeals overturned the trial judge relying on Knowles and saying that since there was no legally allowable arrest this was like a citation and therefore the search subsequent was unconstitutional. En banc, the Virginia Court of Appeals ruled that Atwater applied and the fact that the arrest was illegal but not unconstitutional meant that the search was constitutional. The Virginia Supreme Court took the appeal and ruled, 7-0, that the arrest was forbidden and the summons required was subject to the same rules as a citation per Knowles.

The federal supreme court accepted cert (06-1082).

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The difficulty here is that their is a continuum of activities which an officer can be allowed or required to do. As I see it, the continuum is something like this:

Citation - Required Summons - Discretionary Summons / Arrest - Required Arrest

Citations cannot give rise to a search incident. Arrests always give rise to the search incident. Summons aren't really a citation because the charge on the summons can lead to imprisonment (at least in Virginia). Summons aren't arrests because the officer does not take the offender into continuing custody (there is some custody in any involuntary police encounter - including those resolved with a citation).

I think I'm going to have to go back and reread the Virginia Supreme Court's decision in this matter. If the Va SCt found as a matter of State law that a summons under Virginia's statutory scheme is the same as a citation then cert may have been granted improvidently.

I'm reading the briefs for and against granting cert right now, so I hope to have more comment on this in the future - but probably not until after Monday because of a jury trial.

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9/28/2007
Here Are the Previous Posts on Moore (and Atwater)
Devenpeck - Just Plain Bad Reasoning

Reprecussions When Law Enforcement Breaks State Law

A Surprise From The Virginia Court of Appeals

Atwater 01

Atwater 02

More Moore

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9/26/2007
I am Evil Incarnate
You know you're a special kind of guy when the defendant's grandmother, in a case that I did nothing in except stand at the bench when the plea agreement was entered (all I really did was hand the paperwork to the judge), walks past you after a parole revocation hearing, turns, and hisses:

"I DON'T LIKE YOU!!"

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9/25/2007
The Nine
Book rating scale:

5: Touched by God - a work which makes Shakespeare look infantile
4: Amazing - Instantly began rereading it and quoting it to friends
3: Worth Every Penny - a solid, interesting read, inspiring some thought and discussion with people who share similar interests
2: I Paid For It So I Finished Reading It - Some interesting parts but if I lose the book I'm not buying another copy
1: Couldn't Force My Way Thru and Burnt the Book in order to send it to the Hell it deserves

I rate The Nine a 3: it is a well written but ideologically slanted look at the recent history of the federal supreme court.

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I almost didn't write this review because of the 3 rules which govern this site.1 However, upon further consideration I thought I'd give it the old college try.

It is well written and an easy read. The narrative has something of a gossipy quality to it and I found myself often wondering if the author wasn't engaging in some creative attempts at mind reading. Perhaps he was trusting the statements of others (most likely clerks) who were themselves engaging in some inferring (inferation, inferment?) as to their Justice's feelings. It's impossible to know for certain as the author interviewed unspecified Justices and clerks and wrote without attributing anything to them (by design).

There are clearly good guys and bad guys in this book and they are defined by where they fall on the ideological spectrum. As you read The Nine you cannot help but notice this. However, it is so blatantly obvious where the author stands that, if you have a smidgen of sense and a little bit of a stiff upper lip, even if you are of a different viewpoint than the author you can still find the book an interesting read. If you are of the same viewpoint as the author it will all be a no brainer and solid book.

Nevertheless, do not walk into this thinking there will be important revelations. There's not much of that here. There's no indepth review of competing legal philosophies and the portrayal of the justices is far from complete.2 This is a book claiming to (and trying) to outline the decisions of justices in the court and their interactions as they make the decisions. It has a kind of shallow and newspaperish tone wherein the opinions are not discussed with subtlety and the ideals in which each Justice believes are distilled to left or right. Opinions delivered by the court are either A or Z, there's not a whole lot of room for the possibilities between. Judges may migrate one way or the other on the left-right spectrum, but they aren't seen as having a particular jurisprudence which cuts across both (as the reality often is). However, I'm not sure if the author could do these things without publishing a 9 tome history of the modern court. It's probably too much to ask of an author trying to write a popular book.

All-in-All, it's a good book, worth a read and an interesting spark for a discussion on the modern court. It's not going to become a must have book for those who want to understand the court; it's not The Brethren or Closed Chambers. Still, if you have an interest in the court you will find this book interesting.


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1 1) No politics. 2) Civility. 3) No politics.

2 Noting what seems to be a lack of information about certain Justices, I suspect that he got frozen out in certain quarters.

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9/24/2007
Bully for Arizona!
The Arizona Supreme Court has held that federal lawyers without Arizona licenses are the same as all other lawyers without Arizona licenses. They don't have the privilege of walking before a State judge whenever they want to.

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9/24/2007
Dumb Criminals of the Month
Stealing copper from a building the police are using in a K-9 exercise might not be the brightest thing in the world. However, I think the lady who wore the fake bomb to the airport is stupider.

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9/24/2007
What Can a Man Do?
This poor guy keeps getting arrested because a thug out there has the same name and date of birth.

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9/24/2007
Should You Buy the Hype?
A close look at the San Fran use of cameras in high crime areas.

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9/24/2007
The Pot Rebellion: Santa Cruz
Okay, you can smoke pot, but only in this particular tent.

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9/24/2007
Nine Inch Nails
Steal our music.

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9/24/2007
India: Supreme Court Overturns Contempt Charge
The Indian Court admonishes its lower courts for being too sensitive.

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9/24/2007
Australia: Murdered Often Have Drugs & Alcohol in Their Systems
I suspect this is universal.

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9/24/2007
Things Are Different on the Other Side of the Pond
"A SERIAL offender caught selling above-average strength heroin on a Southampton street has begun a two-year jail sentence."

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9/24/2007
Geez, Rich People Are Spoiled
If your kid commits burglary (breaking into a school to steal tests) should you get upset if all he's facing is a misdemeanor without the threat of jail?

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9/24/2007
DUH!
Commit murder, lose your license to practice law.

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9/24/2007
Priests are Sinners Too
Of course, that's just common sense. Nevertheless, you do not expect one to break a bottle of wine over a woman's head.

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9/24/2007
No Parole For You!!!
The Connecticut governor stops parole for all violent offenders.

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9/24/2007
No Parole For You!!!
The Connecticut governor stops parole for all violent offenders.

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9/24/2007
Law Trumps Doctors
A court says that no matter what the State medical board says, if the law says a doctor must be present at an execution a doctor must be present at an execution.

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9/24/2007
If you get on a bus and tell your daughter to fight another girl . . .
. . . you will spend time in jail.

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9/24/2007
Is It Enough for a Mistrial?
The officer said that a prior internal affairs investigation "exonerated" her while the final result was that the complaint was "not sustained." Defense counsel moves for a mistrial.

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9/24/2007
Fake Bomb at Airport: Art or Stupidity?
Well, she's an MIT student, so she shouldn't be too dumb. However, wearing a fake bomb to an airport makes you wonder if she was trying for a Darwin award.

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9/24/2007
239 Page "Brief"
Not Even.

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9/24/2007
Polling
We've all polled juries before and whatdoyaknow here's an occaission it actually worked.

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9/21/2007
KL: KrimLaw?
Y'know, looking at the new graphic with my initials behind CrimLaw, it strikes me that I could have called this KrimLaw.

Hmmm . . .

Naw, too late now.

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9/20/2007
Death by Rodrigo
Book rating scale:

5: Touched by God - a work which makes Shakespeare look infantile
4: Amazing - Instantly began rereading it and quoting it to friends
3: Worth Every Penny - a solid, interesting read, inspiring some thought and discussion with people who share similar interests
2: I Paid For It So I Finished Reading It - Some interesting parts but if I lose the book I'm not buying another copy
1: Couldn't Force My Way Thru and Burnt the Book in order to send it to the Hell it deserves

I rate Death by Rodrigo a 1.8: it had a core story which could have gotten very interesting if it had been explored - instead it concentrated on peripheral clutter and the story died.

The story is about two lawyers who get themselves in trouble when they agree to represent a foreign drug dealer in federal court, basically taking a lot of money on the promise that they would get him a bond. They can't and credible death threats follow. They also have a local client whom they represent who has his entire criminal enterprise rolled up and is extremely interested in keeping them alive.

At its core, this is a very interesting concept. The problem is that it ends up being an excuse. The focus is on the dysfunctional attorneys. We spend far, far too much time being told of the homosexual lifestyle problems of the primary attorney. I kept wanting to scream "I don't care, get back to something pertinent to the story!" We spend nearly as much time reading about the other attorney's relationships with women. The way the lawyers are described was offensive - one failed the bar twice, the other only failed it once and neither of them bother to keep tabs on the law or write their own briefs (and these were attorneys who looked down their noses at the court appointed attorneys). What they're good at is manipulating the judge. The ads for this book talk about how funny it is, so I guess this stuff was supposed to be caricaturized and bigger than life to add humor to the book It did not work.

I think that this is supposed to be the first book in a series. Hopefully, in the future the author will back away from the descriptions of the characters' lives and concentrate on the story at the core. I kept waiting for it to happen in this book. I knew that, as in all books of this type, I was going to have to wade thru some setup as the characters were introduced. I almost didn't make it, but I kept looking forward tot he moment the story would actually break thru and I'd be reading about the dealer who has threatened to kill them and the local crime lord who is trying to keep them alive and how all that would play out (especially with a smart crime lord who gets an ace in the hole). Had this book been edited to throw out about half the personal stuff and the author been pushed to elaborate on the drama at the core it could have been very good.

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9/17/2007
Ever Wonder What it Takes To Become a Bounty Hunter?
Not much.

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9/17/2007
You expect this at a place with a name that ends in Mart
Not at Tarjay (that's Target for those who don't pretend that they know French or that Target is a snooty place to shop).

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9/17/2007
Ever Wanted to Know How Much You Are Worth?
Well, your information is worth $550.

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9/17/2007
You Can't Make 14 Year Olds Marry and Have Sex
At least, you can't do it legally.

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9/14/2007
Email Request for Help
This request was in my email when I opened it this morn:
Hi Ken

I came across your blog today in researching reckless driving, specifically the charge: 46.2-852.

Do you know how I can research case law on overturned or dismissed reckless driving cases for this Virginia code section? What I did was not reckless driving and I would like to argue this myself. I just don't have the funds to pay for an attorney to defend me on this.

I know I want to read Powers v Commonwealth and Kennedy v Commonwealth, but do you know how I can find more cases to help me build a defense?

Sincerely

John Smith
My answer:

John,

Please be advised that I am now a prosecutor and you should take anything I take with a grain of salt. Also, (I have to say this) THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE, I have neither done any research nor spoken to anyone about the facts which will be determinative in your case. This is entirely off the cuff and you may want to ask a defense lawyer before you proceed.

That said, if your county has one, I'd advise going to your local law library and getting a look at one of the books containing statutes (or maybe a law school library). They usually have short synopses of cases after the statute which give information about how courts have done things in the past. If you don't have a law library near, you might look through Virginia's free listing of cases (which can be found thru FindLaw) or you might try one of the online legal services. WestLaw and LexisNexis are probably too expensive (might as well hire a lawyer) but I think that a service like Versuslaw might be affordable (the only reason I site it by name is because I used it when in private practice, there are others which might be better, I don't know); you would probably have to search for "reckless driving" and spend time slogging through a whole bunch of cases. Personally, I would recommend going to a library if at all possible.

If you cannot afford a lawyer, you may want to ask for a court appointed attorney. The advantage there is that he knows the law and the judge and the prosecutor. He'll know if the argument you want to make has been tried 17 times and shot down by the judge each and every time, or if the judge has kicked out 3 cases in the last week for the exact same reason as you think yours should be thrown out. That kind of knowledge can't be gained through research, you just have to be the person who's in court every day.

ken

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9/12/2007
Found on Craigslist
Hello,
I have 420 shrubs for sale. They are from Arizona and have a very nice pungent smell and citrus like flower to them. Available by the quarter acre plot for 60, half acre plot for 100 and whole acre plot for 180. Also would consider BARTERING for finer shrubs. No phone. Please email.
Thank you
Juan
Four twenty, four twenty
Location: near Trenton, NJ


Why not just put an ad in saying "Please come arrest me." Police can read and use the internet, y'know.

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9/12/2007
We're in Good Company
It looks like human males aren't the only ones who do stupid, dangerous, and illegal things to impress females. Chimps steal in order to give gifts to and get attention from "females of reproductive age."

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9/12/2007
Botswana: Looking forward to 2016 . . .
. . . when there will be no crime.

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9/12/2007
$2,000,000,000,000 in Organized Crime
Twice the world's combined defense budgets.

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9/12/2007
Northern Ireland Stops Jury Trials
While sorting out a jury selection problem.

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9/12/2007
They're Rewriting the Iowa Criminal Code
Because, unlike Virginia, they didn't perfect it prior to the signing of the constitution.

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9/11/2007
Infinite Creativity
Hiding heroin under the stamps of letters sent to the jail.

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9/11/2007
So, I Killed My Husband . . .
. . . what's that got to do with my wanting custody of the children?

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9/11/2007
Street Cameras
They may lower the rate of crime in an area, but they're not much use in court.

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9/11/2007
Religion in the Jury Room
is not reason to overturn the sentence of death.

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9/11/2007
Confession is Privileged
As long as it is to your priest, but not if it is to God by way of a journal.

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9/11/2007
Accidently Poisoning an Officer
An officer arrested a McDonalds worker after she "spilled" so much salt on his hamburger that it made him sick.

I don't know if it's provable, but we all know why the officer arrested her. Officers and criminal attorneys get paranoid about where they eat. As recently as yesterday I was warned not to get food from restaurant X and last week I stopped going to my favorite breakfast place because of one person now employed there (the same sort of thing used to happen when I was a defense attorney). If you ask around, I pretty much guarantee that you can scare up stories about offender Smith working at restaurant X and putting stuff in food meant for an officer or attorney.

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9/11/2007
Officer/Thief - Thief/Officer
Both this one and that one stepping into the place of the other.

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9/11/2007
Copper Theft
$1 million in damage.

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9/11/2007
It Takes More Than Tats
Malum just isn't impressed by the guy he's representing.

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9/11/2007
Don't sleep in your car . . .
. . . when you've got 90 packets of heroin in it.

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9/11/2007
A Unique Bounty
Catch the thief, get free ice cream.

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9/11/2007
When you make your getaway . . .
. . . you probably shouldn't leave a reciept behind.

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9/11/2007
We Didn't Know It Was Pot, Officer
Two workers didn't know the crop they were harvesting was marijuana.

Yeah . . . Riiiiigghht.

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9/11/2007
Overruling the Jury: Federal Sentencing for Not Guilty Offenses
Yeah, I know, it sounds pretty dang unconstitutional to me too. Especially now that it seems abundantly clear that "discretionary" federal sentencing means the discretion to increase a sentence, but not decrease it.

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9/11/2007
Hmmm . . . Don't Judges Have Sovran Immunity?
I must admit, I've never considered suing a judge because he made a ruling against me.

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9/11/2007
Stones
Gotta have 'em if you are going to investigate the Prime Minister.

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9/11/2007
NY Governor on the Lam
Holding late night meetings in cars to avoid having a record.

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9/11/2007
5 Elderly Chicago Mobsters Convicted
Does this mean 5 younger guys will replace them?

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9/11/2007
Recent Meme: It's too expensive to punish those who break the law
Y'know, the same folks who are griping today about the rate and cost of incarceration will being screaming bloody murder 15 years from now after the sentencing laws have loosened and the crime rate increases.

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9/11/2007
Thief With a Conscience
Never seen any case wherein the thief gets a case of the guilts and returns the stuff (without being caught).

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9/10/2007
FREEZE!!! You're Under Arrest! (oops, our bad)
The police didn't do anything wrong here, but if somebody called and reported I was a bank robber, I'd want to know who and why.

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9/10/2007
No Religion in Prison
Ordered to remove all the religious literature unless it is "approved."

Hmmmm . . . Is that a prohibition on "the free exercise thereof?"

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9/10/2007
Can't Order People to Go To AA
Because, Heaven forfend, it includes reference to a higher power.

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9/10/2007
Taping Attorney-Client Conversations
The article is a little unclear, but it appears a prosecutor ordered the jail to tape all the defendant's conversations. There's no clarification whether the prosecutor meant to get the attorney-client conversations or whether he just assumed the jail would know he meant tape all legally tapeable conversations.

Gotta say that the remedy I see here is a special prosecutor, not a dismissal.

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9/07/2007
Judge Humphreys is da Man!
Jay Martelino, with whom I used to practice in many of the same courts, called me yesterday with the good news - He had finally gotten a court to listen to reason in its interpretation of Virginia's burglarious tools statute.

Despite its moniker, this statute criminalizes more than just burglary tools. It was a most annoying statute because it also criminalized tools, implements, and outfits used in a larceny. Consequently, every shoplifter who stuck a shirt in a plastic bag got charge with both the larceny and possession of a burglarious tool (the plastic bag). Although the majority of burglarious tools charges were bargained away fairly quickly by the prosecutors, I can remember arguing (back when I was a defense attorney) several times that the statute didn't apply to items of general use (such as a shopping bag), but items of specific purpose (such as a screw driver). Usually, the prosecutor would point to the one case from the court of appeals in which an offender was convicted of burglarious tools because of his pants. I would point out that the pants were specifically altered and that's the reason for the conviction. I lost every time. Unfortunately, I was never able to get that statute before an appellate court on appeal.

Jay did. And he convinced Judge Humphreys, who wrote an amazing opinion which is spot on.1 It was almost the exact same argument I made over and over in court, except the portion about legislative history. That part was pretty obscure and a good catch by whoever found it.2




1 Yeah, I know, I shouldn't be happy about this now that I'm a prosecutor, but you have no idea how much the application of this statute annoyed me. Anyway, nobody out here uses it, so we're not losing a common charge like we did when obstruction of justice was gutted in Jordan.

2 No, I'm not saying I now agree with legislative intent arguments (which is what a legislative history argument basically is). I just think that somebody through through hard work or luck - probably a little of both - made a good catch which strengthened the textual argument.

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9/06/2007
I know real doctors try to bill courts and lawyers for fees they're not entitled to . . .
. . . but a fake doctor trying to get paid for his time in court on a speeding ticket?

via Magistrate's Blog

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9/06/2007
Ah, the Joy of a Happy Client
Who sends his attorney flying across the defense table.

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9/06/2007
Civil Remedial Fees
Lawyers Weekly links thru to several stories.

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9/06/2007
UK: DNA Them All, Let God Sort Them Out
After all, the only people it'll used against is the criminals and if you're not a criminal you don't have anything to worry about.

Or do you?

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9/06/2007
HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?
If you commit the perfect murder, you do not write a "fictional" book explaining how you did it.

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9/06/2007
8th Circuit: Self Defense is a Defense to Illegal Use of a Firearm
Even if it's not spelled out in the statute.

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9/06/2007
Federal Judge: No Retroactive Application of Ohio's Sex Offender Restrictions
The judge says that offenders convicted before the law went into place can't be kept from living in places the law forbids.

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9/06/2007
Japanese Girls Can Take Care of Themselves
At least this one could.

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9/06/2007
Barney Fife Commits a Crime
And shoots himself in the leg.

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9/06/2007
Simple Justice is Upset
Because apparently he thinks that defense lawyers are trial lawyers too.

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9/06/2007
UK: Anonymous Witnesses
From whom? The press? The defendant?

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9/06/2007
Stealing Pot From a Cop's Car
Not a good idea.

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9/06/2007
A Map of Death Penalty States
Color coded by method.

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9/06/2007
Calling All Con Artists
Apparently, Japan may be your new Mecca.

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9/06/2007
How Many Incarcerated in Britain and Wales?
A rough guesstimate.

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9/06/2007
DC Swamped with Criminals
And, no, I don't mean Congress.

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9/06/2007
Court to Feds: You WIll Play Nice
You are deemed to have done what the cooperation agreement implies you would do, even if you didn't.

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9/06/2007
Sex Offenders
Yet another study showing sex offenders are less likely than most offenders to reoffend.

Mark talks about how all this has caused an irrational - and probably unhealthy - shift in the way children are taught to deal with men and men learn to behave toward children. He blames this, at least in part, on a misperception of what a male is.

I have a hard time judging all this. I know that my experience in criminal law has colored the way I view the world. Personally, I used to love to babysit and play with kids; now, I still love playing with kids, but I don't feel comfortable being left alone without at least one (preferably two) adult witnesses nearby.

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9/06/2007
Use of the Internet Does Not Automatically Mean It was Interstate
Ummmm . . . Okay . . .

I guess it's possible that information packets only traveled within the State. Highly, incredibly unlikely, but possible.

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9/06/2007
Craigslist Lets Officers Bag More Prostitutes
They got more online than they did on the streets.

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9/06/2007
You leave your drug junk around to be found and chewed on by a toddler . . .
. . . you deserve every second of your incarceration.

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9/06/2007
Crack Users Hooked for a Decade
And it looks like use is going to get worse.

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9/06/2007
Blind Quadriplegic Murderer
They may take equal rights for the disabled a little far in Canada.

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9/06/2007
Forget My SUV, I want Rover back
Steal my car - steal my dog?

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9/06/2007
UK: Man Avoids Prison: Newspaper Doesn't Make it Clear Why
Because he'd been arrested and held in jail on other charges he can't get time on this charge?

Anybody know why? Had an SOL run?

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9/06/2007
Ear Thieves
They couldn't find anything else to steal.

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9/05/2007
Grand Jury Mistakes = Case Dismissals
As many as 35.

The mistakes?
[The prosecutor] rushed the grand jurors by saying that, while there are no time limits, grand jury deliberations generally take "anywhere between 30 seconds and 5 minutes." Berk also improperly implied that prosecutors might have damaging evidence against defendants that the grand jury was not hearing and said that defendants were not given immunity in the grand jury because "these are people who our office has made a decision have committed some wrongdoing."

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9/05/2007
The Mounties May Have Found Your Pot
"Anybody missing their plants are welcome to contact the Vernon RCMP."

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9/05/2007
The Handcuffs Should Have Been a Clue
That it was a cop car you did the smash-n-grab on.

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9/05/2007
Copper Theft Gets 5 Years
It's a way not to be homeless for a while.

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9/05/2007
Pony Theft
Okay, as someone who grew up watching Westerns, I know the appropriate way to handle horse thieves involves a hangin'.

If it's a pony are we only supposed to hang-em half way?

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9/05/2007
Catnapping Extortion
Give me money or I'll take Fluffy.

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9/05/2007
You Mean the Spam Drug Offers I Get Every Day Aren't Real?
Fake drugs are flourishing.

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9/05/2007
Suckered: $180 and the Informant Didn't Get Drugs
Somebody in the drug enforcement division took a lot of ribbing for turning in 5.9 grams of bread crumbs to the lab.

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9/05/2007
Thieves Get a $10,000 Bicycle
No, not a motorcycle, a bicycle.

For $10,000 a bike had best pedal itself and make the owner irresistible to the opposite sex.

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9/05/2007
The BLADE MENACE
What happens when they take away the guns? The "Blade Menace" replaces the gun problem.

What happens when they take away the knives? The "Stick Situation" replaces the blade menace.

What happens when they take away the sticks? "Ferocious Fists."

Et cetera

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9/05/2007
Assault by Client
And he even finished the case.

I must say I admire that, but wonder if it doesn't set up a perfect habeas.

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9/05/2007
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Killing 4 people gets a homeless guy a permanent home.

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9/05/2007
Fighting over cheap wine and bad beer
Another moment in the life of an officer.

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9/05/2007
Ummm . . . Smooth Move Slick
Calling the judge and threatening him before the sentencing doesn't get you a new judge - it could, however, convince the judge that you are a danger to society who needs to spend a long time in prison.

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9/05/2007
Copper Theft
Caught after $30,000 in damages.

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9/05/2007
Belgians want to Illegalize Scientology
Because, I guess, this proscutor wants to spend all his money defending the 200,000 lawsuits they'll file against him.

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9/05/2007
Preacher Robbed
Because the sin of theft wouldn't get the offender condemned to H3ll quick enough - he wanted the upgrade.

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9/05/2007
Another PD Locked Up
After losing the argument with the judge.

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9/05/2007
Breathalyzer Software Turned Over
And, boy would I hate to have these folks evaluate the html I've written over the years for this blog.

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9/05/2007
Powerless Felons and Their Community
What happens when a convicted felon goes back to his community?

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9/05/2007
APD not equal ADA
At least not in the wallet.

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9/04/2007
They're Upset That these Idiots Confessed on YouTube?
"Jinky, wee man, get back to Norfy before we murder ye like Willie Smith, ye dafty, do you want to get put in a box an’ all?"

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9/04/2007
It's Like a Illegal Substance Drug Market
Cocaine and Meth are up. Marijuana is steady.

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9/04/2007
No More "Missing Staple" Appeals
Yes, it is time to say goodbye to the cherished ability to appeal a case because a staple was missing.

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9/04/2007
Crime Up in Ireland
Both drugs and theft.

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9/04/2007
If you are making drugs in your house . . .
. . . you should probably keep your sex offender registration up to date.

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9/04/2007
DNA Clears Death Penalty Convicts
The DNA evidence was excluded at trial, but the Thai Supreme Court isn't having it.

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9/04/2007
Fourth Amendment.com
Three interesting posts:

Corroborating non-illegal details is not enough to say that the illegal part of a statement is true - search warrant bad.

If you put the person you are questioning in the police car it becomes an arrest.

Can't search someone when you are only able to issue a civil citation.

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9/04/2007
What Happens When You Cause Trouble in Snap's Jail?
He stays late and makes your stay less pleasant.

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9/04/2007
Nude Dancing and Booze, Together Again
In the 6th Circuit.

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9/04/2007
A Man Who Loves His Wine
Enough to grab it from the thief and beat him over the head with it.

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9/04/2007
Keep Me in Jail - PLEASE
Stop me from stealing to support my habit.

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9/04/2007
The Kidnapping, Rape, & Baby Sale Business
Can't get too much lower than this.

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9/04/2007
Metal Theft
Stealing gas tubes, irrigation pipes, and getting caught by a dog.

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9/04/2007
Al Gore and Car Breakins
"It’s your stuff, but those theft reports generate paper and according to my calculations if we reduced thefts from cars as much as 30%, we’d save an average of 16 trees each month. This means that the greenhouse effect would be, uh, effected and Al Gore would have to make another movie because all the numbers would be skewed."

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9/04/2007
Fake Robberies . . .
. . . get you real jail.

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9/04/2007
Yard Sign: My Neighbor Deals Drugs
It might drive him out. Then again, it might bring every druggie in town to your street.

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9/04/2007
Underwear Gnomes
Bigger, Badder, and not just in South Park anymore.

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9/04/2007
Grand Theft Bird
Not satisfied with $10,000 in electronics, the thief took the bird too.

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9/04/2007
Return Address Adress
If you have your picture published in the newspaper because the police are looking for you,it might not be a good idea to put a return address on the envelope when you write the editor to complain.

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9/04/2007
Persistence Doesn't Pay Off
3 times they've charged her with murder and three times the judge has shot it down.

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9/04/2007
Texas: Loosening the Law, but Maybe Not Enforcement
Just because you give the officers an option to issue a summons doesn't mean they will.

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9/04/2007
The Pot Rebellion Continues
New Mexico.

The governor is not happy.

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9/04/2007
Not Terribly Shocking: Murder Victims Usually Have Records
I know that, to those of us who work in criminal law, this seems as much a truism as "water is wet" or "ice is cold." However, apparently it's a revelation to USA Today.

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9/04/2007
Figure the odds of ever seeing this as the first line of an article in a US paper
"POLICE bungling has forced a judge to throw out video evidence of a man telling Perth police it was possible he had done something to the eight-year-old girl he is accused of raping and murdering."

Holy crud! Not so fond of the police in Australia.

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9/04/2007
Australia: Prisoners Can Vote
At least some of them can.

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9/04/2007
Brazil: The Courts Are a Little Different Here
The Supreme Court indicts 40 people on corruption charges.

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9/04/2007
Fingerprints were his, but the cocaine was his brother's
. . . or at least that's what the jury found.

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9/04/2007
Drunk, Tavern Hopping, Hearse Theft
The title says it all.

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9/04/2007
Donated Phone and 911 Crank
Ever wonder why some places send an officer first before they deploy other emergency vehicles and personnel? It's because people like this guy placing 2,000 fake 911 calls using a phone donated to the homeless.

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9/04/2007
Double Jeopardy and the Hung Jury
Three days of deliberation isn't enough. There must be proof that the jury hung or double jeopardy applies.

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9/04/2007
Sue the Guy in Prison
Two officers sue the kid who stabbed them while he's in the middle of his imprisonment.

ZDo you think the lawyer is working for a percentage? Probably not much money there.

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