1) Especially when the thief can't obey the court order not to touch cars.
2) There's a reason only Santa enters houses thru the chimney.
3) Hmmm . . . You might not want to steal from a computer expert on ebay.
4) Do you put out a bolo for strollers?
5) Steal a rare bird - get caged.
6) An Italian Mob you've never heard of controls cocaine.
7) The FBI is still looking for DB Cooper?
8) There are some places where people just aren't going to let you get away with it: Texas, Pennsylvania, Utah.
9) Y'know, they've had those instore video camera for a while now and if you're this brazen they will catch you.