The JL421 Badonkadonk
Well, okay, it's really more of an armored personnel carrier than a tank. Still, wouldn't you feel safer driving it back and forth rather than your Toyota Celica? You don't even have to give up your creature comforts; it comes fully equipped with stereo and carpeting.
And it's only $19,999.95. A steal.
You think I'm joking. I'm not (well, maybe a little). Read the customer reviews.