11 October 2010

Sometimes Criminals Make it Too Easy

Y'know, as a prosecutor, I am generally not opposed to the defendant making the conviction easy. However, there are times when it is almost too much like shooting fish in a barrel.

1) When you burglarize a pharmacy it's best not to imbibe a bunch of the cough medicine you've stolen and fall asleep in the ceiling.

2) When you plan to rob a pharmacy for oxy's the statement "robbing pharmacies for OxyContin is the only way to go" is going to hurt you when you go to trial.

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