31 January 2011

The Perfect Closing Argument

I might have missed some days in history class in high school, but I don't remember Thomas Jefferson ever telling you, "You can take that arrest warrant and shove it up your Communist *&%*."


shg said...

So it's not an exact quote. Jefferson never used the word "shove". He was much too polite.

Ken Lammers said...

The defense attorney should have stood up and said, "Yeah, but John Adams sure would have said it."