Moments in the Hall

I'm walking down the hall between courtrooms when a woman and man stop right beside me.

Woman: You the prosecutor?

Me: I'm one of them.

Woman: You John?

Me: No, I'm Ken.

Man: You the one who prosecutes in general district court?

Me: No, I don't usually prosecute misdemeanors, I prosecute felonies.

I kid you not, the guy jumped back two inches and the woman turned and immediately walked away from me.